Nah! Like the post above says and if I may be so bold to add---Religion is for adults that need imaginary friends
And we're all really f*cked if even our imaginary friends don't like us
further to the thread that minimus stated about 'still believing'....what i want to know is do any of you stil believe in jehovah?
that is, the named god of the bible that sanctioned the genocide of millions of unbelievers.
as the israelites came into the 'promised land' god told them to devote to destruction 7 populous nations and not let a breathing thing live, or in other words commit genocide!!!
Nah! Like the post above says and if I may be so bold to add---Religion is for adults that need imaginary friends
And we're all really f*cked if even our imaginary friends don't like us
i was sent this the other day.
i laughed so hard.
it truly is a funny setup.
Ah I saw that kid doing an awards show once, he was in the crowd of reporters asking celebs questions then being rude to them on camera.
He has a radio piece in his ear and he gets fed lines from someone sitting close by.
confessions of a "theocratic liar.
may 16th 1965. hampstead gardens primary school.
adelaide.
I was a true believer, not the snotty nosed do-gooder you propose.
LOL ok ok
*reachs for the pepper spray*
lol
No doubt I've offended one or two others in here though that were like that...
Imagine having a kid like that though, someone that ate, slept, took baths and played football in a suit...
confessions of a "theocratic liar.
may 16th 1965. hampstead gardens primary school.
adelaide.
You weren't one of those middle aged 10 yr olds were you?
They were normally elders kids, never ever smiled or laughed and it was there life ambition from the age of 4 to be a PO
Those kids were REALLY scary
meeting survival guide games we play
one doesn't grow up religiously attending '5 meetings a week' without developing a strategy for survival.
mine started at about ten years of age and gradually grew more sophisticated as the years assemblies rolled by.
LOL ..geez elderwho - there's a whole other thread there - what is it like "study'n the watchtower stoned?
We need to organise a meet up and try it out... we just need a VERY dodgy elder and MS
lol Personally I think I'd either try jumping the nearest sister, eat the mag unless there was something else edible nearby or I'd fall asleep.
g'day rude people,
brother gumby is without doubt the most annoying poster in this whole system of things he posts long and loud and without fear or favour and he's 'merican too and we all know how annoying that can be.
yesterday the apostate news broke the story of gumby's kingdom hallperversion.
almost time for jeremiah's swim
Ohhh shark biscuit
confessions of a "theocratic liar.
may 16th 1965. hampstead gardens primary school.
adelaide.
4 years old, I was old enough to throw my fathers christmas decorations in the fire
You little Bas*ard!
lol
i recently heard this "experience" from a now "christian" former jw, which has not previously been publicly communicated.
this jw then moved back to their home area (no jw relatives), and simply continued living their already-in-progress non-jw life.
inevitably, this exjw christian started bumping into their jw former associates.
Ehhhhhh don't bother praying for me, my God doesn't listen to judgemental bigots.
Take the rafter from your own eye before you try to extract the straw from anyone else's
i recently heard this "experience" from a now "christian" former jw, which has not previously been publicly communicated.
this jw then moved back to their home area (no jw relatives), and simply continued living their already-in-progress non-jw life.
inevitably, this exjw christian started bumping into their jw former associates.
Sherry:
Why don't you make it easy for occasional lurkers to know from where your point of view comes, and tell them you are
1. A Lesbian,
OH MY GOD - A LESBIAN!
*Hands west70 a nice throwing rock*
After you mate...
John 8: 2 At daybreak, however, he again presented himself at the temple, and all the people began coming to him, and he sat down and began to teach them. 3 Now the scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman caught at adultery, and, after standing her in their midst, 4 they said to him: “Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of committing adultery. 5 In the Law Moses prescribed for us to stone such sort of women. What, really, do you say?” 6 Of course, they were saying this to put him to the test, in order to have something with which to accuse him. But Jesus bent down and began to write with his finger in the ground. 7 When they persisted in asking him, he straightened up and said to them: “Let the one of YOU that is sinless be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8 And bending over again he kept on writing in the ground. 9 But those who heard this began going out, one by one, starting with the older men, and he was left alone, and the woman that was in their midst.
g'day rude people,
brother gumby is without doubt the most annoying poster in this whole system of things he posts long and loud and without fear or favour and he's 'merican too and we all know how annoying that can be.
yesterday the apostate news broke the story of gumby's kingdom hallperversion.
Funnily enough I found this site
http://image-host.co.uk/details.php?image_id=6203&sessionid=1a98c0093bce45385201d841c3ff9ce9